Okay, things like this are just frustrating.
The printer won’t actually print what I’m telling it to, because there is a previous print job in the queue.
I have deleted aforementioned print job a bazillion times. I have turned on the printer. I have turned off the computer. And everytime I turn it back on it gets stuck.
Oooh, wait! I got it!
Bummer, now I forgot what I was going to say. Maybe I should cut my losses for the day.